Bible Answers

I was sitting in Tim Horton's on Saturday marking a Bible test. Here are two responses that made me laugh aloud:

Q. What is the story of Cain and Abel?
A. Cain got jealous because his brother had a better sacrifice so he married him. (I believe murdered must be our next spelling word)

Q. What do you think God feels whe he looks at te world today? Why?
A. Like we feel if we owe tax bills are $100, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 (yes he took the time to write all those zeros) because there is tons of sin.